What’s with all the hate? Pretty sure this was a parody on Ted Cruz.
Fetterman had skipped 25 out of 26 hearings or business meetings by the Senate Commerce Committee thus far in 2025 — and only attended his first one after the New York Magazine piece was published
I think he really is just being a little bitch.
I won’t wish death on the guy, but I’ll put it this way. Fetterman, if you can’t miss your precious beach vacation, you can always resign…
A lobster would be a better representative than Fetterman and his MAGA brain damage at this point.
Cry harder you fucking MAGAt in “sheep’s clothing”…
“I’m gonna vote no, there’s no drama, we know the votes are going to go.”
Yeah, I’ll believe that when I see it you brain-addled MAGAt-surrogate fucking traitorous turd. 🤡 🖕 💩 💩
Aww, does someone have to do his job?
I’m waiting for Fetterman to be the 50th vote on the BBB
Sinema’s boyfriend and he calls Manchin “daddy.”
Stuck with this mofo for another four years.
Not sure Dr. Oz would have been any better, though…
Seems Dr. Oz is doing plenty more damage in his current role
That’s the level of copium I’ve been mainlining since his heel turn. Like I didn’t want McCormick in the primary, and I definitely didn’t want fucking Oz, but this is pretty bad.
Eat shit Fetterman! Feel free to retire anytime.
Feel free to fuck off and die at any time.
That’s exactly what the Republicans are saying.
His brain damage turned him Republican.
He was always an asshole.
Stop shaming stroke victims.That’s a cop-out, he was doing unhinged shit well before the stroke.
Welcome to taste of our world, Fetterman.
You get beach vacations? I don’t even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else…
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Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply?
Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.
If you reply with a link, the world is your oyster.
You fucking degen, I love it
Also no lol, it was about the bus batin’
Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.
I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
Strokeout again and die this time
Man. I rather take an empty seat than this fuck. Catch RFK’s brain worms to finish the job.
me and my 7 allowed days of PTO a year are gonna tell you to go find a fat cactus to sit on
OH NOOOOOOOOO
