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KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

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We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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As a $40m bounty is put on the heads of ayatollah critics, Javad Larijani says a small drone could hit the president ‘in the navel’

https://archive.ph/JLZvy

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Prove it.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    What a horrible thing to say!

    If you reveal what your plan is it’s less likely to succeed.

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    Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.

    • fluxion@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      But his face is always so tan?

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        Is tan short for tangerine?

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      That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.

      Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        I maintain that the real reason he eats McDonald’s is that he figures he can’t be poisoned if he’s hitting random McDonald’s every meal.

        • plyth@feddit.org
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          Hasn’t he said that himself?

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    9 months ago

    So, um, when?

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    I think their chances while golfing are higher.

    • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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      I think they’re referring to that as sunbathing.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel… duhh

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      Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.

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    Why would they tell everyone

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      I tell everyone if I don’t plan on doing it, but I want the heightened security to annoy my target.

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      “We know exactly where the so-called ‘Supreme Leader’ is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there — We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now” - Donald Trump

      I think the message is: killing me will be one of the last things you do in life.

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    No. Please. Don’t assassinate the worst leader in American history. Iran, think of the children. Please. Don’t do it at your earliest convenience.

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      By Allah we’d be so owned we might all destroy the Great Satan then and there

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    Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn’t sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.

    Amateurs

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      Maybe that’s the threat, they’ve perfected targeted poisoning via spray tan mixture.

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      It’s a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.

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    Really anyone can, since the SS let a teenager take a shot on him…

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    That headline. First I thought Iranians sunbathe and play with drones at the same time? Then had the unfortunate mental image of Trump sunbathing.

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      someone call the coast guard, a baby whale got beached!

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    I’m pretty sure that’s spray tan. Looks like Iran’s intelligence isn’t very good.

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    I wonder if he secretly does sun tan or use a tanning bed and this is Iran letting Trump know that he’s not safe.

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    Don’t tempt me with a good time

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