I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.
What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain’t nobody looking at my dirt star
Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
I’d still recommend a good trim just cause that shit looks gross (imo)
Dingleberries
One shudders at the thought
Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time
You’re call.
If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.
You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.
I’m straight and I want to get anally fucked
I dreamt that I died. And then woke annoyed to my alarm clock.
I’ve always been impressed when my dreams are able to time the end with my alarm clock. It’s like my brain knows it’s about to go off.
Broccoli haired boys ruin everything.
It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.
Can we acknowledge that, in hindsight, Mad World was some seriously trite, meaningless, two-dimensional bullshit? It’s like the “you’ll never understand me Mom” poetry of a fourteen year old who just discovered Hot Topic.
Pretty sure you don’t understand how important iam14andthisisdeep kinds of phases are for developing a well rounded individuality. The reason you find it cringey is growth
It fit in Donnie Darko pretty well
That’s probably because Donnie Darko also fits the above comment pretty much perfectly.
I still like Donnie Darko but it’s definitely best to first see it when you’re a teenage boy.
That’s who it’s made for
I mean you’re not far off. It was written by a teenager who suffered neglect/abuse in childhood.
Sure, but acknowledgment doesn’t stop 14 year olds who just discovered Hot Topic from existing. If there’s a market, somebody will cater to it.
I had a dream I was in a massage parlor and just never got to the massage part
I find it kinda cool
I find it kinda lie
The dreams in which I’m dying,
are the ones in which I die.
Are the ones which I like.
(In minecraft)
Dreams in which I’m unalivin’
That has a very different meaning
Yeah, it was the only one that I could shorten up off the top of my head. I don’t think we’re at the point where a brainrot term is fixed in meaning.
the dreams I’m unalive in
I like it.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of skibidi poetry?
wait it does, i thought it meant die in general
Well yes, but if you’re unaliving, you’re killing people. If you’re unalived you die.
But luckily another commenter found a wonderful solution.
Third line could be “the dreams that I get rekt in”
Should be “unalived”
That kind of lang is for the clock app!
Straight up bussin Did I do it right?
@instantnudel@feddit.org, this needs instant noodle hair
Who dares to wake me up?
I do :3
What is it with kids in the Brillo hair? It’s silly looking. I mean my generation as kids, we had stupid hair too, but this is just inexplicable.
You are biased because it was your stupid hair, they’ll feel the same way about theirs.
I mean my generation as kids, we had stupid hair too, but this is just inexplicable.
Really? Don’t remember the 80s?
Other 80s musicians
Edit: How could I forget Tears for Fears?
The 80s are such an odd choice to make a fashion come back. I can’t get past the current young people dressing like the white collar parents of my day. But I also see a bit of the 90s at play and it is interesting to see how fashion plays around like that
The dude in the blue shirt’s hair make it look like fox ears. We should have kept that shit.
At least people were different right?
Dying is censored. Try “no scoped”.
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The dreams I’m unaliving
