I just had a dream where I had a black step son and Bernie Mac was his bio dad and we all went golfing together but Bernie kept being Hella mean to me. I woke up when I accidentally hit Bernies ball and he was chasing me. I don’t have any kids real or step.

Any dream experts care to break that down?

If you got fire memes then you oughta hit my dms shawty…jk, jk… unless???

I thought there was no chance in hell I’d ever eat ass…

Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt

I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.

What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain’t nobody looking at my dirt star

Agreed comrade! Pm me and we will begin the organization of said revolution

These people fixate on the weirdest shit. People like my mom that lives in rural Oklahoma thinks ms13 is gonna kidnap one of her grandkids cause of these idiots. I can’t even fight it anymore, some people WANT to live in fear

And this is why I stayed up until 1230 when I gotta be up at 630. I didn’t want my free time to end but now I’m hella tired and paying for it