Donald Trump has demanded that the homeless “immediately” move out of Washington, D.C. to make the nation’s capital “more beautiful.”
Trump reiterated his Saturday announcement that he’s set to hold a press conference at the White House on Monday, adding on Truth Social on Sunday that “I’m going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before.”
“The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY,” he continued. “We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don’t have to move out. We’re going to put you in jail where you belong.”
Release the Epstein files
Calling it now, this administration is going to spend the next four years militarizing the Capital and pockets of cities around the country so he can celebrate his third inauguration in his big beautiful ballroom.
The best thing to do to make DC more beautiful would be to permanently remove a certain bloated orange eyesore.
I’m sure the homeless in DC are all republicans, so they undoubtedly have truth social installed on their iPhones and are patiently waiting for their orders. In fact with all the jobs created in this booming economy the homeless already left to start their new careers at the new factories, right?
I know you are joking, but sadly, there are houseless people who are very MAGA. Was on the bus the other day in Austin, TX and a houseless guy walked on the bus with a shirt that said “Democrats are COMMUNISTS” and another houseless guy shot up to him and unironically gloated, “Yes, you are right! The Democrats are getting their asses kicked. And Michelle Obama is a man!”. I wish I was lying.
The people demand traitor pedophiles immediately leave Washington DC
Give them homes and they wouldn’t be homeless.
Capitalism says no.
Man of the people, chosen by God himself everyone, can’t you see the charity?
Inb4 South Park makes a sequel to the Night of the Living Homeless with a presidential twist
And go where, may I ask?
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Sadly probably bus them to a blue city.
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Probably to concentration camps
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Better kick him out to make the capital “more smart”.
DC will definitely be safer & more beautiful when he permanently moves out
How did an allegedly civilized country allow one of the worst people imaginable to become their leader?
A bunch of racists have decided that they’re fine with the country crashing as long as they get to be racist and hateful to the weak morons who suffer from the disease of empathy…it’s quite unfortunate really.
I mean also the media owned by billionaires that want to own city states basically fudal times, and with a crooked supreme Court that’s literally taking bribes from billionaires we’re cooked.
allegedly
This is why.
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Weird, everyone else could tell and even huge amounts of their own population could, too. Empires of the past didn’t have the internet but these days you can very easily* see how the ant colony works.
*it does require some level intelligence, but it’s pretty much all there.
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Make it more “beautiful” by leaving then, fuck-wit. Seeing a bloated sack of spoiled mayonnaise is gonna gross out anyone with any sense…
And he can take all that gaudy gold with him!
The fuck does he care, he’s never there.
Sadism
