Take your upvote and get out.
Vampire fucking is beastiality. We must purge the monster fuckers.
Unless of course I find them hot then it’s okay
Spike from Buffy was my crack cocaine for a while there
The implication is that vampire sex that doesn’t result in pregnancy is ræpe
You can consent to sex but not to come inside
Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
If this joke was a person, it would be in 2nd grade and know how to read and write.
That’s the most accurate description of my wife’s sense of humor I’ve heard in a while.
All the poor baby vampire sperms dying on her back!
Indeed.
“Yes, I invite you inside me, you can come now”
is she single?
No.
HBU?
Also no.
But what about vampires getting pregnant?
At least they can come on the outside
