Hot dogs are sandwiches
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things
Taco is a thing wrapped around another
Pizza is a thing on top of another
Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.
I see disagreement, but no counter argument.
Life is not always fair.
I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way
Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.
Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich
You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding
Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut
But a sub is just a sandwich.
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there’s only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn’t matter
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
Smoothies are soup.
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
It’s not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.
soy vanilla latte
I am vanilla latte
This is the best one.
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
No beaver butts here!
Lasagna is a casserole.
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!
This is why I squish mine into a dough ball.
Any way a sandwich is cut, it is cut vertically.
yeah, if you cut something horizontally you got two sides: top and bottom, if you cut vertically you got left and right parts
I usually do a triple bias paraboloid
Yup. It’s why I don’t bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don’t care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don’t wanna hear it.)
Do you ever reply to replies?
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
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Predictably, PieFed has that option that Lemmy lacks.
Although if used for every comment then perhaps better to simply not post the comment in the first place - it’s fairly antisocial behavior to talk but not to listen.
That’s actually very easy on Lemmy
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it’s easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It’s not very hard to understand when you see it
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
Cutting a sandwich ‘along the middle’ is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn’t orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
I said top down. That’s a 2d perspective
That’s just a 3d perspective along the Z axis
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I mean… he’s an actor. There’s a person on payroll for props for a reason. Should every actor in Breaking Bad have stopped to make sure it wasn’t real ricin they were handling? lmfao
That’s not how firearms work. If it’s in your hands you are responsible.
Would you feel differently if he hit the victim with a car he wasn’t trained to drive but did anyway?
What about the person that prepared the gun?
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An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn’t be cut diagonally because everything falls out.
If it’s a mostly wet filling like those you’e mentioned, the cut isn’t what’s making it fall out of the sandwich. Those tend to get pushed out the back and sides even without cutting it. Especially if it’s got a lot of if in there.
yeah this is my problem with this whole argument - too many sandwiches suffer from any cutting. build it, give it a good smoosh then use the bread to pinch in the ingredients that want to slide around like tomatoes or pickles.
but, I do recognize, I’m way too serious about sandwiches lol
Which way is horizontal?
The wrong way
A sandwich cut horizontally just takes us back to two pieces of bread. Where we started. What’s your game?
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