OK then lets make a HITLER bill to deport fascists and racial supremacists.
Name it the TRUMP bill and they’ll pass it just because.
Treating Really Undesirable Motherfuckers Poorly ACT. The aim of the bill is to mandate that citizens continually shout at fascists when they appear in public. This also calls on chefs and cooks to incorporate jizz into each dish they prepare for a fascist. Hotels would be required to kick the fascists out somewhere between 2-3am each night.
We will make allowances for female chefs or chefs who can’t produce jizz in the moment, by allowing them to simply spit into the dish.
You just created a “fascist” class thats poorly treated
for all you know, you wake up one day and the government declares you a fascist for pirating movies
Is that a joke?
you created a class that is poorly treated that the government can classify any way they want
Fucking deport them into space without a suit
Perversely my vote brought it to this:

Hang Hitler
That’s catchy.
Shoot him!
Oh, wait…
No thank you, we don’t need them. (the rest of the world)
What if we put them on the island with the plutonium pit that’s flooding from sea level rise?
Well no, that would be a violation of free speech.
that’s what you needed to do before you let fascists take the reigns.
it’s still crazy to me that Biden and every democrat called him a fascist but did nothing to stop fascism and when he won they sat down with him and shook hands and gave the keys to the entire system to a fascist.
like, ok. this is what you get. if you don’t stop them, they’ll stop you.
Literally fuck off (lawmaker, not OP)
The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, up and down, up and down! The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, all the live long day.
I know they designed a great diagonal blade that made the blade go through in one go rather than the original designs that had to go a few times before they got through the neck.
I think they should use the original blade designs. It would make for a much better waiting game for those in line to go, they get to guess how many drops it will take before their turn. It’s not that I want to be cruel, I just want them to really think about the question “should I have paid them enough to live?”

I should rewatch Hannibal…
You wouldn’t bring out a guillotine for one neck. It’s going back up.
yeah, lets keep it simple.
All the dead long day…
So, yeah. 1st amendment means absolute nothing these days, eh?
It didn’t during the Red Scare either. They’re bringing back all the classic atrocities already, so…
Also, due process got thrown out the window long ago. Seems to me that it’s just a matter of time until the rest of the constitution is just a decoration.
Yes. During the rise of Hitler, Jewish newspapers stubbornly insisted not to worry, that he couldn’t do all the horrible things he said he was going to do because of “the constitution”. It turns out a piece of paper with words written on it doesn’t protect you from someone who doesn’t value it, no matter how much you might value it.
Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it can’t happen. When laws are no longer enforced, they lose their value, and the old system collapses. If you don’t see any value in the new system, it’s time to do something about it.
All this copaganda has been super effective. Really started laying it on thick to justify the patriot act.
I think it gets into the back of people’s minds and they don’t react in their best interests in high stress situations.
Funny, for a bunch of “good old boys” who made like they couldn’t’ figure out how to say his name, they sure figured it out when they had to, didn’t they?
Also, this particular dipshit is running against “MAGA” Mayes Middleton in a primary runoff, with both calling the other insufficiently conservative. A pox upon both their houses.
Two people trying to outMAGA each other would be a good SNL sketch if it wasn’t real. It’s like these people are trying to replicate only the crassest, most disgusting parts of Trump’s personality without the… the… ok, no, that’s a pretty good impression.
you know if these fuckers existed prior to 1776 they’d want to “deport” the founding fathers. Hell if Jesus came back today they’d deport him too.
Red coat, red hat. What’s the difference?
What year is this? Cold war is over.
Yeah and Russia is their best friends, weird time
I think we should start rounding up all the pieces of shit that are trying to villainize being a decent human being.
I’ve been saying it for a while. We can put them on their own little piece of land, reserved just for them, with it’s own laws and customs. Someplace out of the way - it doesn’t need to be nice or anything.
Then add we start fixing things we can finally compensate all the American people that have been fucked over the centuries - First Nations, African Americans, Japanese, Hispanics, everyone else poor…
Do you listen to anything you say 😭😭😭😭
fighting Hitler with Hitler tactics that wont backfire at all right
Hyperbole is not to be taken literally.
tone indicators plz
Escalation of the ongoing red scare?
Of all the unprecendented things happening these days, this is not one of them. This is standard issue, 100y-old Red Scare garbage. Liberalism scares tyrants, so they always try this strat, and it’s always bound to lose.
The last red scare in the US ruined countless lives before they gave up the strategy
This is literally the opening line of that one fucking poem, “First they came for the Communist”
They don’t know who the communists are, though. They think they’re the democrats.
Right here, asshole.
Go Dodgers.
Ya know…it feels like the Dodgers are the west coast Yankees. Just in terms of raw athletic talent. Like they have a monopoly on good players. I mean, they even originated from NY.
But then you read that Dodgers told ICE to go fuck themselves, and then hosted a game raising charity money for local families torn apart by ICE, and I begin to have a LOT more leeway against them.
It’s really hard to hate the Dodgers when they are helping so many people.
I’ll still be a Guardians fan, but I’ll still tip my cap to you.
And as always, fuck the Yankees.
It’s real easy for “them” to label people who care about their neighbors as anti American socialists.
Wait’ll they get a load of me.
Dodgers win! (I won’t spoil our moment by expressing my admiration for the yanks)
Calling him a socialist is ridiculous. In the rest of the world we would call him slightly left of center.
He is not taking control over private property. Although I would be all for that tbh.
Most Americans equate socialism with communism.
“Whose gonna pay for it” which oddly enough they are currently asking right now. Fuckin weird right?
“The people who already stole all the fucking money.” It’s so frustrating trying to get them to rub their two brain cells together.
and democratic socialism with communism
and social democracy with communism
and liberalism with communism
maybe years of red scare propaganda and complete lack of education didn’t really help them develop good political sense.
The lead paint was just icing on the cake.
They are weird for everything left of center. And also don’t understand basic nomenclature. At least the median us citizen.
That’s a strange way of spelling “middling”.
I don’t get your joke.
Indeed, socialism is thriving amongst the US corporations and farmers. Plenty of ignorant hypocritical asswipes in the MAGA ranks.
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Fuck you, Roy and the horse you rode on.
Decent bar, actually. Maybe just Roy.
… I don’t think Chip Roy can ride a horse.
He’s an investment banker from Maryland who’s been cosplaying a Texan for his whole political life.
















