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That was an interesting rabbit hole, thanks!
Someone tell Trump not to look directly at the blast.
Tell him not to hug the blast. Cover it with American flag paint.
The test site should be Mar-A-Lago.
Just nuke Florida.
You know what… I don’t see why not. Can we get the God Emperor a front row seat too?
Don’t forget to remind him not to look directly into the blast just to make sure he looks directly into the blast.
If they sold tickets to watch, I would be extremely tempted to go.
“No, I want to be seated closer. Closer…closer…CLOSER!!!”
Fantastic. Let’s add radioactive fallout to the list of things Trump and co are trying to kill everyone with.
Fallout is what’s truly needed to Make America Healthy Again!
Please don’t, I get called smooth skin enough in Bakersfield already. We don’t need to add ghouls to the mix.
RFK might like to note that nukes can very quickly stop measles, COVID, flu, autism, brain worms, and also everything else.
It is likely that any tests will be conducted in enclosed underground silos in Nevada. The site to do that has been maintained at some amount of readiness since the last test in 1992.
He won’t want it underground. He wants an audience at all times to show how manly and powerful he is.
Jesus Christ what’s next week, “build a space ‘LAZER’”???
sharks with frickin laser beams
On their frickin’ foreheads!
The hugest space LAZOR even bigger than the Jews!
I guess it makes strategic sense to lessen dependence on the Jewish peoples’ well known expertise in the creation and operation of space lasers.
The Jewish people have had a near monopoly on the construction of space lasers for thousands of years, and while this wouldn’t be the first attempt to unlock the secrets of the space lasers for non Jews, I’d be shocked if this effort didn’t fail as has historically been the case.
I see your swartz is as big as mine.
Trump earlier this year called denuclearization “a big aim,” telling reporters over the summer that "Russia’s willing to do it, and I think China is going to be willing to do it, too.”
“We can’t let nuclear weapons proliferate. We have to stop nuclear weapons,” he added.
Then fucking do it jfc
Denuclearization by firing the whole arsenal. The fuhrer keeps his promises! <3
You know what would have helped denuclearization? Giving the Budapest Memorandum teeth. Obama and every subsequent president made some mealy-mouthed “We’ll send a few old guns” to Ukraine, despite the deal being Ukraine gives up their nukes and Russia (lol), the US and UK defend them.
Every other country’s leadership looking at that has reached the obvious conclusion: nothing but nukes that you yourself control will save you against a nuclear power.
Any wagers on which blue city it is that he’ll test it on? Or maybe it will be Venezula since they’ve suddenly become a mortal enemy.
Nothing marks the distinction of a Trump term quite like the ever present fear of a nuclear holocaust. (Amongst many others)
Nobel prize, please!

There goes New Mexico. Fare thee well.
Take AZ instead!
I say just drop it randomly on Texas.
The United States has the ability to resume tests at a federal site in Nevada.
Doesn’t mean it will 100% be used there, but…
I thought the government was shut down?
Only to the people
Why do we need to “test” 80-year old technology? Am I missing something here?
The orange paedo is nearly 80. You guys should test him with something radioactive!
Desperate attempts to sound like a strongman?
Putin just tested a missile launcher. He wants to flex. That’s it. Ego.
Ah yes, I was wondering if the end was going to be a long, painful, drawn-out one or if we’d go with a satisfying bang.
Satisfaction depends how far out ground zero actually is.
Never thought I would be more happy to live on the west coast of the US. Grew up in the most targeted zone with all out nukes.
My dad lived in central Connecticut in the 50s, between the marine academy, electric boat, Sikorsky, the place that made all of our parachutes, the insurance companies which could have made rebuilding the rest of the country easier, and of course, in one of the most densely populated regions in the country, likely to get fallout from Boston or New York. He’s not sure if everyone at the time thought they would be hit first, but everyone around him thought CT would be wiped off the map
I think people all over were told that as cold war internal propaganda for the MIC. What I meant was Iived where a lot of our nukes were and are. That would definitely be a first strike area.
On who?
Democrats, duh.
















