I’m going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird…
I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
I can’t wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
No.
Thanksgiving Edition: I’m gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
I’ll stuff you until you’re full and then eat you
Boston Market said
So glad I’m not the only one who thought that
What a day to have eyes
To your partner, ok, I won’t kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?
Chicken skin is disgusting
Chicken meat good
I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?
I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?
I remove the breast skin, but I do eat the drumstick skin since it’s melded right in the most of the time.
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That’s not true, there’s definitely ways to render the skin to the point where it’s all crisp, no slime, without burning it. It’s hard to do when oven roasting but possible, but it’s pretty easy to do when pan-searing.
Nah I always just remove the skin always
But if I’m cooking myself, I’m just buying breast without skin
Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.
Why would I eat the chicken wrapper?
Less garbage
wtf mates.
You’re a loss leader
But the skin is the best part!
Yeah, a pigskin (lambskin?), aka a condom.
Right?
A pigskin is a (n American) football. Maybe you’re thinking lambskin?
Not American enough to use a football as a condom, eh?
better than busting your balls on a hockey puck…
I miss Boston Market.
Oil me up I’m going in
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
