gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square208linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square208linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareJayJay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoBoth? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoCube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWhy are we freezing slap chops…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Well yeah, time exists.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
4D time cube?
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Based!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?