Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.
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Tromboner
I’m glad someone posted a Riker
My new favorite gif
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.
But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.
That must be why French horns sound warmer. They’re always being cuddled. ❤️
Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
You also make
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I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
It’s condensation
That’s why I included the /moisture part
I prefer to finger my instrument.
Skin flute?
this is how WW3 starts isn’t it
Not with a bang, but a womp womp
Someone got their buttons pushed
Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.
Depends on the grip.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
Sax gang approved
Make sure to moisten your little woody before tonguing it.
Tromboners get jerked off.
Everything is fingered (or beaten).
Clearly then theramins are asexual.
I would say you finger them; but they can also be fisted. 🤷♂️
They’re very sensual, but there’s not supposed to be any touching.
So they’re Mormon instruments. 🤔
Theremins vibe chord.
You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.
Euphonium gang rise up! Now is our chance to be heard
is that a baritone?
“We already have a tuba at home!”
The tuba at home:
