A short while back someone posted or commented something like “Brains are mostly fat and water. No wonder they’re screwing up all the time.” That has stuck with me. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a mashed potato with self-awareness thinks about shit all the time.
“a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus” I love that post
Does that make a stoner a baked potato?
I’ll see myself out.
They can’t. They’re self obsessed and project their thoughts about themselves onto men, claiming men are simple yet failing to understand them. If they were quiet it would be because they’re angry, so he has to be angry. They see themselves reflected in others, they don’t see the other. It’s why women have to conform into a homogeneous identity so they can understand each other by being each other.
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What are you on about? My life is awesome.
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You could’ve said “I’m an incel” in just three words instead of this whole paragraph.
That isn’t as fun though.
Source for your study?
Average Lemmy user:
Average .world user for sure, they almost as bad as .ml at this point
Can’t get a date can you?
I’m whatever you need me to be to avoid the truth.
Oh right, so you do realise that you sound like a pathetic incel. At least you’ve got that going for you.
If you can’t hear criticism without needing to hide behind dismissive personal insults, then that’s just your damage to manage.
You’re the one complaining about criticism. You made an utterly moronic sexist comment were called out on your utterly moronic sexist comment and then started whining.
Is moronic your favorite word?
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Is this your diary entry or something?
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No, women need to understand how interesting the making of bike tires is.
Then she asks him if he’d still love her if she was an amoeba.
That’s when you know she’s a keeper.
I would have to leave out of fear… I don’t think I know how to take care of an amoeba, and the last thing I want to do is accidentally breathe you in or something 😔
I’m usually thinking about minotaurs or hoagie sandwiches.
Dragons or how quickly I’d die in event of a revolutionary/civil war.
You can multitask by thinking about how quickly you would you die in a civil war fought with dragons.
You’re a goddamn genius
Normalize having absurd and weird conversations between loved ones.
100x this.
I don’t know about everyone, but I find that these types of conversations can be stimulating/interesting
Normalize to just be quiet sometimes between loved ones.
Sure, if that’s what y’all want! Ideally that’s ironed out before long-term commitments like marriage.
How is that dumb shit? Tires are high tech!
I guess because a boy thought it
Any chance I get to post this is a good one.
How is that dumb?! Can you explain how bike tires are made then? Yeah, that’s what I thought!!
They extrude the rubber into a tube then melt the ends together and valve into the side.
I’m sorry I’m going to need a 15-minute video with lots of cheesy very unfunny jokes.
Here is 25 Minutes about a bike tire is produced from dandelions. Though it’s only in German. But that also means there are no jokes.
If you aren’t willing to engage with your partner about their weird little interests, don’t expect them to engage with you about yours. This goes for all genders.
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I had just bought a Camry Hybrid and my wife and I were driving in it doing errands… I have a tell when something is on my mind and my wife invariably asks what it is. Usually it really isn’t anything significant and that time was no different…
Except…
I launched into a very detailed explanation as to how the Toyota Hybrid Synergy system really works and it lasted till we got home… Did I mention we had three stops and we’re on our way to the first?
She has not asked what is on my mind since.
This is a tragedy to me, one of the many reasons I married my wife is because she’s the only person who has ever been excited to hear my info dumps.
Same, I feel so bad for people whose spouses aren’t interested. I hope they’re exaggerating here, because the story is sad.
My story, I’m a giant train nerd. Any types, got model trains, ride them frequently, it’s my thing. For the first few years I was terrified to mention it, and man do I regret not doing it earlier. She is interested because I’m interested! She now shares my interests with me. We’ve gone on now 6 or so long distance sleepers here in the states and love it. I can’t imagine having a spouse who actively didn’t want to share interests
That’s so freaking cute! My spouse is a dino and space babe and while I’ve never been invested enough to really get into either, I love learning and I love her excitement. So we take turns info dumping and I now have a new found love for paleontology.
That’s so awesome, that’s a fun world to explore! I wish you many fun times exploring old bones!
She still asks on occasion, but she takes me more seriously when I say it’s nothing all that important.
Oh if I’m thinking through something that we both need to have a say in I absolutely share my thoughts as she does with me. j
That’s a bit more comforting to hear. I love a story about healthy communication.
My spouse now knows more about 3d printing and the complex geopolitical state of fantasy settings than most actual fans do.
This is an astoundingly perfect reference, bravo
Pigs are much larger than you expect
Vulcanized rubber
And steel mesh.
How do they get the rubber out of the volcano?
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