Everyone should pray for a heart murmur for the Orange turd. A murmur, or other little things like that help people people realize how close 90 is. And knowing that 80+ year olds make up a tiny percent of the population begs a big bigly question… Where do they all go?
That would be nice. Lightning would be better. Its looking like a fatal fall may do it. One cannot outrun the reaper, and his decline has been visible for the past decade. Ten years ago he was stupid and cruel but not obviously suffering from dementia
But don’t be discouraged because for older men there’s a sweet sweet reward:
Hmmmm but if they all hate you. I don’t know man…
Fantastic! But we need more granularity. What year within that 18-64 range is the crossover where odds turn into our favor! If I’m going to die early, at least I may finally get the advantage before I ho
The statistics guy is terrible! Why won’t he add bars for people ages 90 to 100? Lazy Lazy guy!
AOC vs Trump. I want to see a neutral third party administer IQ tests. Go on, Donny. Take the test. Get owned.
Probably require a round of golf too.
I’m sorry, ability to golf doesn’t factor into my calculus for president
Like they give a shit about what YOU think, you pleb
Edit: y’all don’t get satire any more?
Are we still doing ‘phrasing!’?
I doubt it would make a difference, unless shitting your white trousers helped.
Someone told him that she’s also polling better than he is, lol:
Ocasio-Cortez submitted on Saturday that Trump’s decision to bomb three Iranian nuclear sites was ground for impeachment, arguing that his “disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.”
Trump sounds like a democrat.
I think Taco should have his diaper changed more frequently. Diaper rash can make babies cranky.
UTIs (urinary tract infections) really fuck with people experiencing dementia. Sometimes the way a person acts under a UTI is the first sign of such cognitive decline. They’ll be fine one day, but when infection sets in it’s like they become another person.
However, that’s for people who ordinarily have self-control. For Trump, it’s anyone’s guess.
Should’ve been an ultramarathon
You gotta love the fragility of these people who claim they are emotionally stable, unshakable, epic masculine geniuses.
Like shit dude if you’re so tuff maybe stop melting down over the most tempered criticisms of your policies.
It’s always been projection with Republicans and the cons. They claim liberals are emotional, and then have fits over things like gay marriage, someone kneeling while a song plays, someone not giving proper deference to “the troops” (meaning, the latest elective war of aggression on a foreign nation), Obama Presidenting while Blah, and so on.
He’s one of those kids in the parking lot yelling about how they’re “a grown ass man!” to everyone that walks by.
I’m not sure what is worse - when he goes ALL-CAPS/CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, or when he has the Random Capitalization of words For no Apparent reason.
I’m a big fan of his complete inability to use scare quotes properly
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When we examine her Test Scores, we will find out that she is NOT qualified for office
I’ve got $1,000 on AOC’s test scores over trump’s; especially since he doesn’t know how to capitalize words properly and since she didn’t have a rich father that made huge donations to her college to get her in.
How many of her teachers said she was the dumbest student they’d ever had?
Its clearly a dementia test. AOC behaves like a non-cognitively impaired adult. Trump acts like a 70 year old who was in the NFL.
He can’t even spell his name any longer. He’s got full blown dementia.
This guy has been calling out everyone else’s grades and test scores since at least Obama, while consistently threatening institutions with lawsuits if they release his records. Such stereotypically weak-ass bully behavior.
As much as I loathe The Good Doctor…
Trump fits that meme perfectly. ‘I am da president’ through the lips of a crying man child.
From the guy that a Wharton professor said was the dumbest motherfucker he ever taught.
I love that you somehow caught a downvote on that. It’s almost a direct quote.
"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had. " W. Kelley, Wharton Professor. Died 2011!
That’s how fucking dumb he was.
He still had to kneel to the money, like everyone else.
I don’t think there’s a person on the planet who would take that bet in good faith, except maybe Trump himself.
He truly believes he’s a genius. Everyone else on the planet, including his supporters, knows deep down that he’s by far the dumbest person to hold the office.
Smart people know their shortcomings.
And rich people think they are smart, because of money, instead of luck of the draw with parents giving them money.
Many are smart because they can afford better education.
My brother and I noted the propensity for some people born into wealth to be attractive as well. Braces when you’re 10 and a dermatologist when you’re 13 can have massive, lasting impacts decades later. Just a bit more invisible privilege those born to money get.
Historically, rich people have been able to alter what people consider attractive too. There were multiple cultures across the globe that painted their teeth black because being able to eat a lot of imported sugar made your teeth rot.
Straight up health problems being romanticized just because it was a problem only affecting the rich.
Being better educated doesn’t make them smart. I know some geniuses who had to drop out of high school to work and some real dumbasses with doctorates.
If you take two equally capable people and give one a better education the better educated one will be generally smarter.
They’ll be more knowledgeable and better educated. They won’t be smarter.
Lots of Trump cultists would. Remember that most of them need to be as stupid or even more stupid than Trump to worship him so.
Nothing like cold hard facts to piss off braindead neocons like dokald teump
Trump needs to relax, all this stress can’t be good for his heart.
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Now you get it.
I wanna see them file for actual impechment and not just call for it.
Like whats the point other than making the orange turd angry
It’ll take another decade for some of you to realize Bernie and AOC are just as ineffective and just as much part of the neo-lib machine that keeps us going further right.
AOC isn’t saving us, she just gives you the illusion someone is fighting for you. She’s allowed to vent on your behalf.
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The “lesser evil” is actively participating in the same show that literal hitler is running.
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It’s puritanism, plain and simple. If you can’t make things perfect, you’re not allowed to make them better, either. It’s just one of the many attitudes that all but guarantees we’re going to keep slip-and-sliding to the right.
what keeps us going right is electing the “left party” that runs on the right platform from a decade ago.
Neither has even a slight lead in not being awful?
Both deliver genocide and destruction and a foreign policy that’s destroying the world, but one has a slight lead in not being awful (your words), and that’s reason to cheer for them?
To be very clear: that’s a disgusting position. It’s literally the same position as them (fuck everyone else, I want mine, the rest of the world can burn and die and be bombed by my tax dollars, I just want my Amazon prime and Starbucks), it’s just this murder cult has a bigger circle that fits your friends too.
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Biden is our literal Hitler, when we (Palestinians) write our history books on the genocide, we will not leave our any detail and we won’t let him rest in peace.
He mocked our suffering as he have Israel unlimited power to destroy all of our life in Gaza, and Trump doesn’t get the credit for it, he inherited it from Biden.
Unless you want to give credit to everything good he inherited from Biden too? I didn’t think so. Stay consistent!
Genocide Joe is the reason we’re here, his genocide is literally the trigger for everything we’re dealing with today, and you still think he’s the lesser of two evils. There is no lesser, there is only evil with these two parties.
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I’m not so sure if it started with Biden. I think it started way far back.
I bet the name “Obama, DEI, and Biden” lives rent free in your head, like Donald’s.
You lack reading comprehension, I’m a brown socialist.
Then what? What is the point of impeachment? It already happened twice, and he’s still here.
Yes the state is truly a failure literally created by enslavers. No surprise it’s full o’ fash.
… so better to give up? What’s your solution
Don’t try to play within a system that’s broken?
Great, what’s your solution?
I worry enough about other things to think about how to “fix” other nation’s governments, unlike Americans.
The only viable one will get you banned for ‘inciting violence’.
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Enlighten me on how that’s going to be effective in stopping a president who doesn’t give a fuck about the constitution
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None of those three things are going to happen while Congress is controlled by Republicans. Attempting to impeach him currently is a performative waste of time.
Yeah, that’s a 100% happening. The guy who can just say “due process is not a thing”, challenges election results, 3rd term talks etc is definitely going to get convicted, say “sorry guys my bad” and leave peacefully
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Her response is gold
Respectfully.
With All Due Respect
‘The amount of respect due is zero, but I’m providing a token amount because I’m so fucking nice’
I just realized that it would be hilarious to write to someone “with all due respect (none) …”
I genuinely think I have a crush on her. She consistently smacks these GOP losers around and does it with a smile.
‘The girls are fighting’
She is awesome - but I hope they don’t intend on running her for president - not because I think she would do any less than a fantastic job, but because we have proven even women in this country won’t vote for a woman president. Meanwhile we have children in 5th grade drama running things. “But a woman would be emotional”.
Sounds like DNC logic - "Let’s not allow anyone who isn’t a right-leaning, but plausibly-moderate, cis-white person to run. We don’t want to divide our support. 🤦♂️
Plenty of people voted for Hillary Clinton, despite her being Hillary Clinton. I don’t think her being a woman was the issue there.
Women candidates have struggled in the past, but it’s looking like Harris at least lost because of voter machine rigging.
I think we need to wait and see how things shake out. If she can demonstrate broad based support then why not run her.
If it’s only lefties who love her, then she’s not the right choice.
I’d love to agree with you but look how it’s worked out - the two times the orange idiot has been elected he is running against ladies. It seems an insurmountable hill for the general public to be ok with a woman president
Was it because they were woman or because they were just the same old Democrats people were tired of? You know, the left candidates that are actually right leaning, the establishment. Trying to appeal to the other side while forgetting their own base like a parent giving all of its attention to the one child who constantly does mischief while the others feel left out.
Yeah. There’s a correlation vs causation problem here that I don’t really have the answers to.
In other words I think that’s reductive.
Hillary was Hillary and didn’t take Trump seriously.
Kamala was run without much planning and forethought.
AOC might be a woman, and I take your point that may not be in her favor, but she has many virtues that may outweigh that disadvantage.
Honestly, I’m pretty tired of establishment telling us who we’ll vote for.
Not very long ago America was never going to vote for a black man.
Bernie could never beat Trump… for some reason.
I just don’t want progressives to do the work of conservatives.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Anyone that wants to take an “at home” version can do so here.
Any way to do so without registering?
Jesus Christ…
ACED it! YEAH BABY
We’re so cooked.
Impeach that dumb ass clown Drump!
