Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker’s comp.
UK workers gonna end up with calfs of iron.
Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
Wedge door stop would probably work also
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Squatty Potty
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Stool stool.
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.
You can do that for disability reasons.
Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don’t be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you “accidentally” slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman’s Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don’t let me get in your way.
I was thinking more like minor head wound that would bleed profusely and provide some good images. But I can see that you are the type to commit 110%, so I am sorry for the confusion.
Just “slip off” and complain of back pain. Soft tissue damage does not show up on xrays.
Reminds me of the detective from the wire that “accidentally” fell down the stairs so he can retire early.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.
“We’re a family here”
Molotov Cocktail
Good thing they’re in private places so the asshole who ordered it won’t know who broke it on day one.
Make a poop wedge.
Not sure how these novel toilets work.
But I’m quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don’t know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.
Sit backwards on the toilet like AC Slater and your legs will feel better than usual
That means you need to take your pants all the way off.
Which means you need to take your shoes off.I’m not removing my shoes and pants to shit in a public work toilet. I’ma grab a cushion from the lobby sofa and use it to prop up my feet
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Reverse Cowgirl
what if I need to shit
Leg strain doesn’t set in until after 5min…make it work
That’s what the three hours between your day job and night job are for bud.
Look at Mr. Free Time over here with his 3 hours
Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
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Don’t forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don’t get to comfy in there.
You don’t even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.
I’m just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style
Butters style.
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
Oops, I’m 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard
Seriously, this has to be some clever business move to sell more toilets when the employees invariably take a sledge hammer to them.
Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won’t last 3 days
