Y’all think they have cafe cars on the gulag trains?
yeah. if you’re one of the Nazis.
Self deport…
Is this exploitable? Lowkey wanna buy a cheap spare android and see about that free money 👀
Free airfare to the vacation destination of your choice. Don’t forget your passport.
I thought buy a one way ticket to the us, a few weeks of fun, self deport.
I think you cannot buy or board a one way ticket if you are not a US citizen
Why?
Book two one-ways, cancel the departing 1-way within 24 hours, after you have your confirmation documents. That’s what I did for China, I can’t imagine the US actually looks up the current passenger list either.
Eh I don’t know about that. Airlines selling passenger manifest data to governments and other entities is a legit revenue stream.
even for this sign for non USA citizens they aren’t willing to budge on putting a non-english language
it’s because the point is to both intimidate victims and also get nazis horny.
So we the people are giving them (allegedly) $1000 instead of the multiple thousands that they could have produced for the economy. Sounds like that will definitely make us greater. 🤦
Definitely sounds like a trap.
(What follows is a slightly unrelated anecdote.) I knew a guy who was a tax preparer back in 2009 when Obama put out the “Making Work Pay” stimulus. You basically got a tax refund of like $400 per person if you met a pretty lenient criteria.
Well, my buddy told me that during the 2009 tax season, he would constantly have people coming into his office trying to file taxes, but they hadn’t filed in a few years. After hours of getting their paperwork together and running through the tax schedules for each year, the tax payer would find out that they owed thousands of dollars in back payments. Rather than file their taxes and paying the delinquent taxes, they would just say “yeah, all I wanted was the $400” and just walk out.
I’m sure the IRS cleaned up that year if anyone who owed was bold enough to actually file.
So we the people are giving them (allegedly) $1000 instead of the multiple thousands that they could have produced for the economy.
sigh. the world is significantly more complicated than that
The people are dissatisfied economically, and that’s why they voted for Trump.
So, what determines people’s income? Wages on the free labor market are determined through supply and demand.
When there’s a lot of supply of labor, i.e when there’s many people who could work in the country, high supply lowers prices. Prices for labor are also called wages. High number of people in the country --> lower wages. That’s where the “immigrants are taking our jobs” saying comes from. The point is not only that they’re taking jobs, but also that wages drop if there’s more supply in labor power.
(What these republican jackasses forget to mention is that this also affects the birth rate. A lower birth rate is good for the people because it means less supply of labor power --> higher wages in the future. Yet the republicans are consistently for a higher birth rate, which makes their whole point that they actually care about the economic situation of the people inconsistent.)
What these republican jackasses also forget to mention is that it’s not only about the supply of labor, but also the demand of labor. Higher demand means higher wages, and lower demand means lower wages.
Now, if you’ve ever built a house you will know that the vast majority of labor requirement goes into building the house, not maintaining it. The same is true for the economy. The economy grew rapidly in the last 200 years mostly because of technological inventions, which lead to a lot of real growth in the world and that created a large demand for human labor, which made wages rise high, which is why people could live comfortably in the 1960s on a single wage income per family.
The economy slowed down growth a lot in the last decades (+0.5% annually in 2019 compared to +3% in 1990) so that reduces the demand for human labor drastically. That’s why people earn less today than last century. If the republicans were honest, they’d recognize that fact, and they would respond by saying “ok, the free labor market doesn’t pay enough wages anymore to feed the people, so we need to help the people by giving them a universal basic income, financed by taxing the rich”. That would do significantly more to help the people than deporting immigrants, by the way, it would help at least 10x as much. That the republicans completely ignore this and don’t even speak about it shows that they are dishonest and do not have the people’s best interest at heart.
They won’t be getting a 1000 dollars, but they will get a free flight to the nearest concentration camp. It’s a trap.
I’m not sure about this actually. The administration is obsessed with cutting costs even by illegal means. So this may actually be followed it is cheaper than detaining people.
So, like, I get your point and all, but think of this: American will be less brown! We’re cutting our nose to whiten our face!
-MAGA
All our skeletons are white in the end. Coincidence? /$
Yo how do I self-deport as a citizen? I’m sick of this place.
if you have citizenship elsewhere, you just go there. if you do not, you do not want to be in any kind of “exiled” or “stateless”
If you’re joking, be careful. They have deported many a US citizen. They’re trying to meet their quotas.
Mhm, maybe one could spoof Donalds phone to self-deport?
I don’t believe for one second that they’re letting self deport through this happen.
This is far more likely to be an ICE hotline for who to disappear next to bolster their quota numbers
YUP
Trump would rather give 1000$ to immigrants than American citizens. Not what I voted for.
/s
So while it sounds like a trap, this might also be real. It allows deportation without due process. This exact thing happened during Dwight D Eisenhower’s presidency to the letter, bonuses and everything. It’s much cheaper and easier to bulk deport if you can convince them to leave by themselves and by making life hell. Extra History JUST put out a video about the Eisenhower thing on September 1.
I was thinking more or less the same thing - if you are here illegally it’s probably both cheaper and easier to pay you $1k per person and a free flight back whence you came than to track you down, go through the legal process, and remove you against your will.
lol legal process
Forget the “legal” process (which is skipped). I wouldn’t be surprised if just the salaries of all the ICE officers and the cost of their operations is significantly more than $1000 per immigrant captured.
The cost of the flight is probably not really saved either because they have to physically deport the ones they’ve captured anyway.
And yet I still think it’s a trap. Call me a cynic.
While I’m not 100% on it being a trap, we’re in an unprecedented “the cruelty is the point” era that we’ve never really faced before. If someone I knew was considering calling the line, I would do everything I could to prevent them from trying it.
You’re not 100%? ICE habitually shows up at official visa appointments to disappear applicants, et al, without explanation nor consequence, and you think this brand-name scam might maybe be legit?! Thafuq?
Calm down Buster Brown. We’re in agreement. Whether it’s 90% sure or 100% doesn’t matter, the facts are the same, no need to come at me so strong.
Best I can do is the-world-is-burning-get-a-bucket.
Fair, definitely fair
Frankly? I’m quietly curious if the US is gonna hold it together long enough for me to enjoy the Left Coast once again —or if it’ll fray itself to ribbons before I can log this drive back to it. 🥲
ICE will continue to prioritize your removal
Well that’s not bleak at all…
If he was here, he would be on a plane as well. Lol
No where is it clear that your „regular traveler flight“ doesn’t end you up in El Salvador. So the grand isn’t much use, if you even would get the money
Maybe they put it on your books.

Prizes, you say?
To shreds you say?
How’s his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
“may be elegible” I wonder what happens if you aren’t….
The info you gave to apply for this is sent to ICE and they show up at your house
It’s insane



















