So educated people AREN’T looking for jobs that egregiously violate everything law enforcement is supposed to be? Color me surprised.
high school grads who can “barely read or write”
'Merica.
Looks like the decades-long reputation of educational institutions is finally crumbling and Americans will at last be forced to suffer through the same “Back in my country, I was doctor. But since my degree is considered no good here, now we run a convenience store” cliche.
Prole “Hey Virtual Buddy, is this because ICE agent applicants are especially ignorant, or is this because the pool they are taken from is generally ignorant, or what?”
Virtual Buddy “That’s a fascinating question! Ice is a wonderful, use it to cool your drinks on a hot summer day! You can purchase ice for 1.99 a bag, and delivery is free! I’ve placed an order for you. I love you.”
The shooter is a 10+ year veteran of the agency. ICE has always been bad and filled with violent nationalists.
Also, this is far more damning of our education system. It should be difficult to find and recruit that many illiterate people.
Well doesn’t this all sound like 1932 all over again.
I hope Germany can save us. I wish that was a joke.
Okay, but the shooter had working at ICE for 10 years.
USA recreating Hitlers SA “Brownshirts”
"Hitler also relied on terror to achieve his goals. Lured by the wages, a feeling of comradeship, and the striking uniforms, tens of thousands of young jobless men put on the brown shirts and high leather boots of the Nazi Storm Troopers (Sturmabteilungen). Called the SA, these auxiliary policemen took to the streets to beat up and kill some opponents of the Nazi regime. "
These ICE thugs and their direct leaders should also turn a few more pages in a history book to find out what Hitler did to the SA brownshirts:
“Night of the Long Knives, in German history, purge of Nazi leaders by Adolf Hitler on June 30, 1934. Fearing that the paramilitary SA had become too powerful, Hitler ordered his elite SS guards to murder the organization’s leaders, including Ernst Röhm. Also killed that night were hundreds of other perceived opponents of Hitler.”
All I could think of

Perfection.
My thought went to “This particular individual is unscannable” cops from Idiocracy. Reality is curving towards the Judge-verse but not the fun parts.
Assuming you’re talking about the Judge Dredd universe, what fun parts?
Neh, Mike Judge, creator of both KOTH and Idiocracy.
Ohh, that’s quite different.
It’s gotta be the slow motion drugs, cuz I know Rob Schneider isn’t filed under “the fun part.”
Obligatory:
LAWWWWWWW
Damn, if only they were qualified, surely things would be better. Sorry, seriously who gives a shit at this point, these people are all nazi scum, i don’t care if they are fat and cannot read, the issue is what they are doing and what they believe.
To boot, sex harassment accusations emerged, with a source describing to the Daily Mail predatory behavior during training.
I went to nazi boot camp and they guys there were all nazis
shocker
Deport them they can’t speak English. That’s how it’s supposed to work right?
/s
Except no /s
They offered lots of money to join ICE to the worst people. Why is this surprising? They wanted thugs, they got thugs, not Harvard grads.
So we fired hundreds of thousands of competent civil servants, including highly specialized scientists and doctors, and hired these stupid fucking losers?
Awesome. Glad that waste, fraud, and abuse is gone I guess.
I mean we don’t have to worry about them writing bad checks at least
Yeah, who uses checks anymore?
These special cases won’t write anything by hand, but their guns can do a little something, unfortunately.
I never in my life would have imagined that Idiocracy Movie would be used as a playbook to USA politics.
I would still vote for Kamacho over Trump or any other conservative any day. Kamacho valued intelligence and worked for the people.
Idiocracy on the front and cyberpunk in the back.
Considering all the dystopian models the USA is trying out, Idiocracy doesn’t seem that bad in comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM
Ooh he just did a new one!
The South Park episode about ICE recruiting was hilarious.
If you need a job, it’s a job to have!
Gotta get my “nut”. 🙄











