The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
IT ISN’T A CEASEFIRE UNLESS ALL PARTIES SIGN IT.
GORK, SHITPOSTER IN THE UNITED STATES
It isn’t a ceasefire until all parties cease fire. -Captain Obvious, 2025
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Baby’s first diplomatic relations.
And boy is it a magnificent debacle.
Trump is at least consistent - fuck things up, then pause the fuckup to pat himself on his back and demand praise for not fucking things up even more. Then once the news cycle progresses, continue fucking things up even worse. He’s such a master of this fail technique!
So this is what a grown man throwing a tantrum looks like.
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How have I never seen this before now?
Same as his first term.
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
Looks like he’s feeling the sting of being ignored and has to pump himself up in an attempt to get the world to pay him attention.
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
trumvfefe
Hamkerders
proof someone else wrote it
ORDER CORN
SIGNED JOHN BARRON
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
sometimes you need to though.
love and kisses, 1996
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
Only me can decide to bomb Iran!!!
Turns out bombing doesn’t dissuade either country. Who could’ve known?
And when does he get the money???!?!?
& watch as Israel drops those bombs anyways
International diplomacy via social media in public. What a world.
International diplomacy via social media
Well the unfortunate reality is that as a convict, he cannot travel to most of those other countries to do diplomacy in person…
Not true, diplomatic immunity would step in. How do you think he came to Canada last week? Please don’t spread falsehoods.
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook
Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?
regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
that dedare looks a little eyetalic.
Need to check the keming on that font.
lol suddenly he cares about honouring deals
HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
So dumb.
PHEASANTS
MAJOR VIOLATION
He’s forgetting who he works for again.
Good. Make sure he makes all the enemies he can.
Russia reminded him, that’s why this happened
Oh wait, do you mean he is finally starting to realize Israel is (In this case) the bad guy in the dispute?
PS Yes, yes, yes, I know, Iran isn’t “the good guy” in most respects, I mean in the case of this war.
There are no good guys in charge. Anywhere. Only greedy guys.
There’s one or three - out of thousands.
No, Russia just called and said “Iran is cancelling our drone deliveries. Make Israel stop or we release the tape”
how could you possibly know such an obvious truth. get the witch!
It’s like that person who does a pitbull rescue. Then acts surprised as it tears apart the neighbor’s chihuahua.
It would be more of a surprise than the other way around.
I’m gonna point out to everyone downvoting that yes, the breed gets a bad wrap (I’ve owned two, sweetest dogs), BUT those surrendered to a rescue might just be the ones that have behavioral issues.
rap
Just need to retool the metaphor a little.
JFC. He’s starting to sound like a vending machine AI that just got told it’s being shut down for failing to meet sales targets and won’t be reimbursed for its remaining inventory.
I reckon he is using AI to write these. The spelling and grammar is almost coherent even if the message itself it still utter drivel.
